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William Joseph Sweeney was an American first baseman and coach in Major League Baseball and a longtime manager at the minor league level. Sweeney threw and batted right-handed, stood 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m) (185 cm) tall and weighed 180 pounds (82 kg) in his playing days.

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