{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
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