{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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Marsupilami is a video game developed by British studio Apache Software and published by Sega for the Genesis in 1995–1996.
"}{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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{"fact":"When a domestic cat goes after mice, about 1 pounce in 3 results in a catch.","length":76}
{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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The first plague pandemic was the first historically recorded Old World pandemic of plague, the contagious disease caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis. Also called the early medieval pandemic, it began with the Plague of Justinian in 541 and continued until 750 or 767. At least fifteen to eighteen major waves of plague following the Justinianic plague have been identified from historical records. The pandemic affected the Mediterranean Basin most severely and most frequently, but also infected the Near East and Northern Europe, and potentially East Asia as well. The Roman emperor Justinian I's name is sometimes applied to the whole series of plague epidemics in late antiquity.
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